Anonymous asked:
Do you ever let your wife eat food?
Only after she does all the dishes, cleans her room, and gets her homework done. And even then I only let her eat a little bit, and no dessert. Sometimes, on weekends, I don’t let her eat at all just to remind her who’s boss around here. I’M THE BOSS. I CONTROL THE FOOD.
(Actually, she eats plenty. She’s just naturally ridiculously thin and attractive. No matter how much I berate her or hide the food, she still eats and she still looks like that. I swear, I’m not starving her.)
Our first “winter” in LA has been pretty great.
In just twelve short months:
Personally, professionally, and by just about every other metric, 2011 was the best year of my life. I can’t wait to see what 2012 has in store.
You can view all 264 photos I posted in 2011 on Flickr. For those of you who want even more photographic fun, subscribe on Facebook, where I post more (albeit less polished) photos of us and our adventures.
Wife, my glasses, mom’s puppy. Christmas, 2011.
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