actually, i USED TO love you.
now: baby baby baby baby baby.
guess what: i don’t care. AT ALL. AT ALL.
and i know that you don’t care AT ALL about my baby apathy.
so: goodbye. it’s been great reading your stuff.
I printed this out and hung it above Oliver’s crib, because I want to use it as a harsh reminder that he doesn’t matter and he’s boring and we all wish he would SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
Anyway, I get you. It’s gonna be like this for a while. I’m not going to stop posting baby stuff (because I am, you know, proud and happy), but I will be posting more non-baby stuff as well. It will ebb and flow. But if you hate my baby (*sob*), the mixture will probably drive you nuts.
But I still love you.
And one day my son will avenge me. SO WATCH YOUR BACK.