Anonymous asked:
Do you ever let your wife eat food?
Only after she does all the dishes, cleans her room, and gets her homework done. And even then I only let her eat a little bit, and no dessert. Sometimes, on weekends, I don’t let her eat at all just to remind her who’s boss around here. I’M THE BOSS. I CONTROL THE FOOD.
(Actually, she eats plenty. She’s just naturally ridiculously thin and attractive. No matter how much I berate her or hide the food, she still eats and she still looks like that. I swear, I’m not starving her.)
Anonymous asked:
Why don't you ever credit yourself with authoring Uncrate? It seems like a pretty popular site.
This is one of the best questions I’ve received because it’s so thoroughly incorrect and bizarre. I don’t author Uncrate at all, though I’d love to take credit for it anyway. I think the confusion probably stems from the fact that I did a few videos for Uncrate years back, and the fact that Karbon designed and developed their popular iPhone app. But I don’t have anything to do with the site itself, that’s all Larry Angell and his crew. And they do a great job. But again, I’ll gladly take credit for it.
Anonymous asked:
You are soooooo funnyyyyy!~~~ Marry me?
I DO!!! I’ll get divorced immediately~~~ Okay?
Google has been adding a lot of features to Hangouts that make our weekly status meetings more enjoyable.
Speaking of what’s in my dock, why are all application developers still using blue as their primary icon color? I know I’m not the first person to complain about this, but it’s really out of control.
Because it’s so wide-spread, applications with more colorful icons (in this case, Reeder, Chrome and iA Writer) stand much more and look less generic. Icon designers: It’s time to quit blue for a while. It’s okay. There are other colors out there.
While playing Glitch yesterday, I was looking through the realty listings and all the made up language confused Google Chrome into thinking the page was in a foreign language. Cute. Also: Glitch is awesome. More on that later.
Stacey in a Box
We ordered a bike rack for the car. It came in a big box. Stacey made that box into some sort of lounge furniture.
The New York Times chose an absolutely perfect “women panicking outside after possible disaster” photo for their 5.9-Magnitude Earthquake story this morning.
Having just moved to Los Angeles, we are of course more aware and concerned about earthquakes, so it was ironic to have my family in NJ/NY call me this morning to tell me they just had one.
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