Awesome Reader
Me: Sent you the code I wrote.
Shawn Morrison: Wow and it's short as hell too, nice.
Me: Agreed, I am amazing.
Shawn Morrison: Now I didn't say that.
Me: You didn't?
Me: Weird.
Me: That's what I read.
Shawn Morrison: If I were writing your Yelp review it would be 2 stars. "Mildly pleasing. Bad service."
Me: Agreed: 5 stars. "Best on earth of everything totally."
Shawn Morrison: You're an awesome reader.
Me: Agreed.