Me: I just got back from solving my winter coat issue. $400 poorer.
Brian Fling: Oh crap. What did you get, a mink?
Me: Well, $300 poorer for the coat, $100 more for a few hats and some gloves.
Brian Fling: For some reason I'm picturing you dressed like a pimp now.
Me: Yeah, I got one with that fur collar.
Me: And rhinestones everywhere.
Me: On the back it says "THE MAN" in metal studs.
Brian Fling: Did they throw in the cane for free?
Me: Yeah, and also they told me which street is my territory.
Brian Fling: Nice.
