Okay, the government is probably on their way to my apartment right now, because today, while talking to my mom about creepy serial killer history, I searched for the following on Wikipedia: Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Zodiac killer. That probably would have been okay, except I was also talking about an Ask Metafilter answer to getting rid of a body, so I searched Google for “how to get rid of a body.”
I probably look like a potential killer. Or a killer who just killed and now has no clue what to do with the body.