WHYWHYWHY
Me: For some reason, I almost just Twittered this: "What's it called when you try to fart and blood comes out? Oh, right, a blood fart."
Me: That randomly just popped into my head.
Me: WHYWHYWHY
Shawn Morrison: You really should have.
Shawn Morrison: But someone would have responded, "Actually, I have hemorrhoids and it's a serious medical issue. Not funny."
Me: People are always trying to ruin my jokes.
Shawn Morrison: Wait, what is the term for the fart where glitter comes out?
Me: Fancy fart.
Shawn Morrison: Thanks.
Shawn Morrison: Writing a letter to my mother. Good timing.
