This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Obama raised $150 million in September and has raised over $600 million to date in his campaign. Part of me really wants Obama to just suddenly yell, “Yoink!” and run off the stage somewhere and never come back. Then a few months later we hear he’s in the south of Spain laying around on a big yacht and Joe Biden is there too just hanging out playing checkers and a reporter asks Obama what he thinks he’s doing and he just sighs and says, “Okay, seriously, $600 million dollars and a yacht in Spain, or I could be the President of an ungrateful, backward-moving, bigoted country for four years? I CHOOSE YACHT.”