- Shawn Morrison: I wouldn't make any assumptions.
- Me: Yeah, people are too complicated.
- Me: When do you think those dating robots will be widely available?
- Me: I mean, is it worth waiting or no?
- Shawn Morrison: I've heard rumors of early 2010.
- Shawn Morrison: But they're being made by Microsoft.
- Shawn Morrison: They're gonna be super hot, totally life-like.
- Shawn Morrison: But you've gotta question that release date.
- Shawn Morrison: Also the "penis mangling" issue when it crashes.
- Me: Why is EVERYTHING A GAMBLE???