Shawn Morrison: I wouldn't make any assumptions.
Me: Yeah, people are too complicated.
Me: When do you think those dating robots will be widely available?
Me: I mean, is it worth waiting or no?
Shawn Morrison: I've heard rumors of early 2010.
Shawn Morrison: But they're being made by Microsoft.
Shawn Morrison: They're gonna be super hot, totally life-like.
Shawn Morrison: But you've gotta question that release date.
Shawn Morrison: Also the "penis mangling" issue when it crashes.
Me: Why is EVERYTHING A GAMBLE???
