For the last hour my living room and bathroom have smelled like a chemical spill. I’m talking a SERIOUS fume problem. I assumed it was something my downstairs neighbors were doing or something they spilled so I emailed them to ask if everything was alright. They wrote back to tell me they had just finished cleaning the bathroom, so I must be smelling Tilex. This made me realize two things:
First, how much fucking Tilex would they have to use when cleaning a tub to make my ENTIRE APARTMENT smell like the Tilex factory? Second, and more importantly, in the nearly two years they’ve lived down there I’ve never smelled this before, which leads me to believe this is the first time they’ve ever cleaned their bathroom.
