This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Founder & Creative Director at Karbon, award-winning filmmaker

Sounds Like

Stranger on Phone: Hello, is [sounds like "Ashley"] Smalls there?

Me: I'm sorry, who are you trying to reach?

Stranger on Phone: [Sounds like "Ashley"] Sims, please.

Me: Are you saying "Ashley Sims"?

Stranger on Phone: No, [sounds like "Ashley"] Simpson.

Me: Still can't quite understand who you're looking for. Are you saying "Ashley Simpson"?

Stranger on Phone: No. Sir, I'm looking for [sounds like "Ash"] Sellers.

Me: Oh, "Ash Sellers"?

Stranger on Phone: NO. NO. Please. Listen, I'm looking for Nash Lee Simmons. N-A-S-H.

Me: Sorry, there's no Nash at this number.

Stranger on Phone: Is there an Ash Simmons? A-S-H?

Me: No, no Ash either.

Stranger on Phone: Why did you ask so many times if I wanted Ashley then?

Me: I was just trying to make sure I knew exactly what you needed. Have a good day!

Stranger on Phone: Okay. I guess.
2 Apr 2010 / 9 notes

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