“To compete, CNN will begin calling Wednesdays ‘Wolf Blitzer Beard Day.’ Again, much like in the case of Super Tuesdays at MSNBC, CNN’s Blitzer Beard Day will feature nearly 40 percent more of Wolf Blitzer’s well-groomed beard.” CJR: Super-Duper TuesdaysA joke I contributed to the end of this CJR story, for which I am not credited.