- Shawn Morrison: Can you take care of my goat while I'm away?
- Me: Where are you going? And what does it eat?
- Shawn Morrison: Garbage, just like the children's stories.
- Shawn Morrison: Any garbage.
- Shawn Morrison: Actually I'm not going anywhere, just trying to get rid of this damn goat.
- Shawn Morrison: What a bad purchase that was.
- Me: Yeah, well, don't try to pan him off on me.
- Me: Wait... pan?
- Me: Is that right?
- Shawn Morrison: No.
- Shawn Morrison: Pawn.
- Me: Pawn.
- Me: haha
- Me: STOP PANNING THINGS ON ME, SHAWN.
- Shawn Morrison: Also, the goat farts a lot.
- Shawn Morrison: I think it's sick.
- Shawn Morrison: Yours for only $5.
- Shawn Morrison: You won't see goat prices like this anywhere else.
- Me: What about at the goat market in red hook?
- Shawn Morrison: You'd be surprised how hard it is to sell a farting goat.
- Me: Actually, I wouldn't.