- Sean Madden: Dude, why are you so heavy in the left channel in your review?
- Me: Because I was holding the camera in my right hand and not being careful about being centered and because my apartment is sinking into the ground on the left side and I think partly I should be blaming global warming for that but I can't really back it up with evidence and also I only talk out of the left side of my mouth whenever I'm sitting at the coffee table in my living room.
- Sean Madden: Breathe.