- Sean Madden: I saw WALL-E and for some reason didn't come away as impressed as you did.
- Me: That's because you're a douche.
- Me: And you don't understand the subtle awesomeness of awesome things.
- VERY LONG PAUSE, THEN:
- Me: But you enjoyed it, i assume?
- Me: (I was sort of hoping for a minute there we would never talk again, ever, and that would just be it. Like that moment at the end of Good Will Hunting when Ben Affleck goes to pick up Matt Damon but he's gone and Ben Affleck is like, "What, where is he? Oh, right, I told him to leave me behind... wait... stare straight forward for a minute and then make a little crooked smile and then get in your jalopy... wait for it... PERFECT!")
- VERY LONG PAUSE, THEN:
- Me: Will?
- Sean Madden: Fuck you. How do you like them apples?