- Me: Are you <email>@kindle.com?
- Shawn Morrison: Yep. Don't send me any of your fan ficiton though.
- Shawn Morrison: Especially the Gilligan's Island crap.
- Me: YOU SAID YOU LIKED THOSE STORIES.
- Shawn Morrison: It's just so obvious that Gilligan is YOU and the professor is ME. It's just getting awkward.
- Me: Whatever.
- Me: At least I made you the professor.
- Me: He's SMART.
- Me: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.