Do you think when car salespeople are younger they yearn for the day when they can finally get that job that allows them to be badgering, stupid, lying, annoying assholes? Have you ever met a car salesperson you liked, let alone could even stand being in front of or talking to for more than five minutes?

If you’re a car salesperson, do you wake up in the morning and think, “Today is another day I get to be the very person everyone in the room hates!” I don’t get it. Is it the commission that turns you into this beast? Because you’re the worst.