It Appears (via fueledbyphotos)
God, do I know how this feels. I thought living in this little motor lodge by the highway for a few months while my wife cooled off would make things better, but apparently it just made her realize how much she hates me. And boy does she. You should see what she did to my golf clubs before she threw them on the lawn the other day.
Also worth noting: Being absent but also hiding in the bushes at night and looking through the windows to see who this new guy is she’s dating didn’t make her hear grow fonder either. And it seemed to piss this “Sven” guy off, and boy he’s got a powerful right hook and this hospital is way too expensive and the food isn’t that good.
I love writing for That Isn’t Art.
”Do you even miss me?” “Oo naman…” WROOOOONG.
was so close to putting this one up too!! lol