Dinner Plans
Shawn Morrison: I haven't found a good place to go yet.
Me: Is there a Chuck E. Cheese in the East Village?
Me: I know there's one in Queens...
Me: HINT HINT QUEENS HINT.
Shawn Morrison: Oh, there's one in Harlem!
Me: Let's each go to one and bring our laptops and video chat from the ball pits.
Me: I doubt any human beings have ever done that before.
Shawn Morrison: That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.
Shawn Morrison: EVENING: PLANNED.