Here are my most recent posts:
The Grownup's Card
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Shawn Morrison:
There's something about having an American Express Card that makes me feel like an adult.
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Shawn Morrison:
Probably all the porn I'm buying with it.
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Me:
Yeah, Amex is great for pornography.
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Me:
And I agree, it is the grownup's card.
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Me:
My Amex biz card says "Platinum" on it and has a picture of Gladiator's head, so it's extra manly and grown up.
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Shawn Morrison:
Oh man, I need to upgrade to that one.
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Shawn Morrison:
Mine has a picture of classy hobo.
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Me:
We all have to start somewhere, you know?
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Me:
I was once a hobo, just like you.
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Me:
Classy, sure, but a hobo.
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Shawn Morrison:
Listen, this burlap spots jacket and mismatched bowtie is working just fine for me thank you very much.
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Shawn Morrison:
*sports
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Shawn Morrison:
(dammit)
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Me:
What a classic hobo typo.
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Shawn Morrison:
It's these damn cat-fur mittens.
