This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Founder & Creative Director at Karbon, award-winning filmmaker

The Grownup's Card

Shawn Morrison: There's something about having an American Express Card that makes me feel like an adult.

Shawn Morrison: Probably all the porn I'm buying with it.

Me: Yeah, Amex is great for pornography.

Me: And I agree, it is the grownup's card.

Me: My Amex biz card says "Platinum" on it and has a picture of Gladiator's head, so it's extra manly and grown up.

Shawn Morrison: Oh man, I need to upgrade to that one.

Shawn Morrison: Mine has a picture of classy hobo.

Me: We all have to start somewhere, you know?

Me: I was once a hobo, just like you.

Me: Classy, sure, but a hobo.

Shawn Morrison: Listen, this burlap spots jacket and mismatched bowtie is working just fine for me thank you very much.

Shawn Morrison: *sports

Shawn Morrison: (dammit)

Me: What a classic hobo typo.

Shawn Morrison: It's these damn cat-fur mittens.

9 Dec 2009 / 6 notes

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