Me: Hmm, there's an 8 ticket limit per person for the Feist show.
Me: So I don't know if I can go.
Shawn Morrison: I know how you talked about "getting obese for the spring" but I think that only means you need 2.
Me: Maybe you're right.
Me: Do they have hot dogs there?
Shawn Morrison: I think just oversized pretzels.
Me: That should do. I'll bring crisco for dipping.
Shawn Morrison: Might want to get 3 tickets then.
