This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Founder & Creative Director at Karbon, award-winning filmmaker

Skipping Beginnings

Shawn Morrison: As long as the first 30 pages are perfect, I'm not too worried.

Me: I didn't read the first 30 pages, but I'm sure they're fine.

Me: I always start at page 44 on anything.

Shawn Morrison: Ok, this explains why you never commented on the tranny scene.

Shawn Morrison: Sorry, scenes.

Me: I find it a lot easier to read things when I don't have to bother with all the initial boring stuff.

Me: Sure, sometimes that makes it hard to follow.

Me: But on average it's worth it.

Me: I do the same thing with movies.

Me: I always start 20 minutes in.

Me: Which reminds me: I don't understand that movie Memento at all.

Me: It doesn't build to anything.

Shawn Morrison: Well the real problem is when you do this with dating. Women don't like it when you put it in and they don't even know you're in the room.

Me: Hey--at least ONE woman DID like that.

Shawn Morrison: I will say I do like it when you drive cars. Always jumping into already moving vehicles. It gives your persona an action-adventure touch.

Me: Yeah, that is pretty impressive. Let me tell you--it took a LONG TIME to get good at that. I spent a lot of time in hospitals the first year.

Me: I don't know how many times you can break your legs before it's a permanent problem, but I was getting close there for a while.

Shawn Morrison: Well, I'm glad you solved it. You're so much more interesting now.
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