This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Neven Mrgan writes:

I like Uggs. I think they’re cute. They’re from the snow-bunny universe and I can dig that. Big, goofy rain boots also speak to me; they’re jovial.

I don’t usually think Uggs are cute, but they don’t bother me too much so long as the person wearing them is dressed somewhat appropriately (it’s the sweatpants, dirty tee with Uggs that I hate), and I too must admit I often enjoy seeing girls in Wellies (although usually the red ones, not the ones that look like farming boots).

My biggest problem, which trumps all of these other footwear issues, is Crocs. Luckily, this insult to humanity is generally limited to the summer, but when it’s in season I want to punch 60% of the population.