Colors
Me: Is this weekend the one where Sara is out of town, or next weekend?
Shawn Morrison: This weekend.
Me: I have no followup. I'm just asking people on IM random questions that I don't care about the answers to.
Shawn Morrison: Speaking of which, what color are your shoe laces?
Me: The most common pair I've been wearing lately is WAIT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
Shawn Morrison: God, color names have gotten so artsy.
Me: Yeah, it's really hard to get that name across when I order new shoe laces over the phone.
Shawn Morrison: I know, I'm painting my living room STOP FOLLOWING ME CREEP I'M CALLING 911 IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM which should be pretty sweet but I'll have to go in person.
Me: I love that color.
Shawn Morrison: Brisk without being maudlin.