Working at Pixar
Me: You know how Pixar lets each person create their own little house as an office in their building?
Me: I had a dream last night that I worked there, and my office was made up to look like a Chinese underage whore house, with bacon curtains.
Me: No one would take meetings with me.
Me: It was so frustrating.
Shawn Morrison: Specifically underage Chinese whore house decor? I do love that look.
Me: I have to admit, it was quite cozy.