This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Me: You know how Pixar lets each person create their own little house as an office in their building?

Me: I had a dream last night that I worked there, and my office was made up to look like a Chinese underage whore house, with bacon curtains.

Me: No one would take meetings with me.

Me: It was so frustrating.

Shawn Morrison: Specifically underage Chinese whore house decor? I do love that look.

Me: I have to admit, it was quite cozy.