Rules For a Healthy Relationship
Shawn Morrison: Oh, Sara really wants to see Inglourious Basterds.
Shawn Morrison: And also we were kiiinda supposed to hang out tomorrow night (whoops!).
Me: You live with her. Hang out on Tuesdays.
Me: You can even go to Ruby Tuesdays... it's made for exactly that kind of hanging out.
Me: You walk in, order one of those 2 people/$20/3 courses things and then talk about what you're going to do on Wednesday.
Shawn Morrison: Was that the secret to your success?
Me: Dr. Garrett's rules for a healthy relationship:
Me: 1. Don't spend time together.
Me: 2. Ruby Tuesdays.
Me: 3. PROFIT ($??)
Shawn Morrison: I like it.
Shawn Morrison: I like it a lot.