This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Me: Luckily (FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED) it looks like next weekend the beach weather is supposed to be fantastic.

Shawn Morrison: Uh oh... I always take week-out forecasts to be the opposite of what they say.

Shawn Morrison: Sunny? Rainy. Rainy? Sunny. Foggy? Rape Gangs.

Me: Yeah, that last one always makes for such awful weekends.

Shawn Morrison: Yeah, well if you're not in the gang.