This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Shawn Morrison: That you can't (easily) vertically center in CSS is kinda like creating a suit of armor and forgetting to cover up the crotch at all.

Me: It is weird that that's STILL a problem.

Me: Nice metaphor, as well.

Shawn Morrison: It's just so glaring.

Shawn Morrison: Especially now that CSS is adding crazy animation stuff, shadows, rounded corners. Yet you still have do crazy stuff or use a table to vertically center.

Me: Have you considered immediately quitting and leaving work and just disappearing?

Me: Completely falling off the grid. Forever.

Shawn Morrison: Every second of every day.