This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Founder & Creative Director at Karbon, award-winning filmmaker

Monday Night

Me: Would you rather... read all of the Harry Potter books, back to back... or eat a Subway Philly Cheesesteak three times a day every day for two weeks?

Stacey: Oh god. Harry Potter. Can I eat just one per day?

Me: No, you have to eat three. Just three cheesesteaks and water, nothing else. Two weeks.

Stacey: Yeah, Harry Potter.

Me: Okay. Would you rather eat Subway Philly Cheesesteaks three times a day for two weeks or... drink a cup of urine?

Stacey: Urine.

Me: But you don't know whose urine it is. The only guarantee is that it's human and disease-free.

Stacey: Urine.

Me: But it could be some dirty old homeless man's urine!

Stacey: Yeah but it's disease free... oh, god. Ugh. Is that Harry Potter offer still on the table?

Me: No.

Stacey: Just as well, I think I'd still choose the urine.
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17 Jan 2012 / 38 notes

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