Honduras
Shawn Morrison: Well anyway [it's not a housewarming party], don't worry about bringing anything other than maybe some beer or something.
Shawn Morrison: Though are you driving?
Me: I will bring you a teapot and a rug and a "we love our guests" doormat.
Me: I am driving, yeah. Why?
Shawn Morrison: Oh, I have Makers if you just want to drink that, but beer is probably more conducive to driving (well).
Me: Oh, so apparently now I have to drive WELL? What happened to the US motto: "When driving, all that matters is getting there. NOTHING ELSE."
Shawn Morrison: That was the national motto of Honduras actually, not the US. And you see where that got them.
Me: Shit, I really need to stop reading the Honduran version of Wikipedia.
Shawn Morrison: You really do.
Shawn Morrison: Like that time you freaked out about how the government was overthrown by a coup and you burned all your money.
Me: It was really scary! How was I supposed to know they meant Tegucigalpa, HONDURAS, not Tegucigalpa, NEW YORK??
Shawn Morrison: Also something you should know: Even if there was a coup in the US you can keep your money. Usually the new government just keeps with the standards.
Me: Oh, seriously? Wow, that little tidbit would have come in handy a year ago.
Me: Unrelated: What's the easiest way to completely disappear and leave no trail for debtors to follow?
Shawn Morrison: Burning all your money actually.
Me: Well then, done and done.
Me: One sec, my doorbell is ringing and the 3 men in black suits and sunglasses refuse to tell me what they want until I go down there.
Me: BRB.
