This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Matt: FYI--Garrett's D90 is now in my hands.

Shawn: Sweet.

Shawn: Now the next step is very important.

Shawn: Smash it on the ground.

Matt: Oh good, I was worried you wouldn't be happy that I did that already.

Shawn: PHEW.

Shawn: You are just a pawn in my centuries-long feud with Garrett. Sort of like Jacob and that other dude in Lost, except much less interesting.