Reasonable
Me: How many DVDs did you burn?
Shawn Morrison: Ha, 5. The burns kept failing on the train due to bumpiness, so I made some nice coasters.
Me: Yeah, I thought that was a ridiculous idea.
Me: We'll just have to have a deathmatch at the event to decide who gets the 5.
Shawn Morrison: Sounds like a reasonable solution.
Me: Most of my solutions are surprisingly reasonable.
Shawn Morrison: Explains your award "Most reasonable solutions man of the year" according to Deathmatch Magazine.
Me: What can I say--they love me over there.
Shawn Morrison: I do question their bias but it's hard to argue with that magazine.
Me: It is literally hard to argue with them because they'll make you compete in a death match.
Shawn Morrison: Yeah that's what I learned last time I disagreed with them (and I also learned that I definitely have what it takes to kill a man with my bare hands).
Shawn Morrison: Unrelated: Is it ok to call a 12 year-old boy a man?
Me: When it comes to killing with hands, it's okay to call EVERYTHING a man.
Shawn Morrison: That makes so much sense.
