How to get someone already in a relationship but who you love to fall in love with you using a made-up time travel story:
Step Eight: When she asks you what’s happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it’s September 15th she will say ‘September 15th’ to which you must reply ‘No, what year is it?’
This is genius. (via kottke)
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