It's Shawn's Birthday and We Exchanged Texts at 12AM
Me: Happy Birthday! FIRST!
Shawn Morrison: Wow, you even beat Sara. Well played sir, well played.
Me: Photoshopped!
Shawn Morrison: I have no idea what that means.
Me: Sorry, was treating your birthday like the first few comments on a funny picture.
Shawn Morrison: Yeah, got it one second after I sent that. I'll carry on:
Shawn Morrison: So gay.
Me: +1