This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Bill Griesau: Watching the Jets game?

Me: About to right now. I can never tell if you're anxious for me to watch because it's bad or good.

Bill Griesau: I'm anxious because I love the Jets like you love (insert something you love a lot).

Bill Griesau: I went through the first 23 years of my life not being a sports fan.

Bill Griesau: I never understood how a team could make you feel, until very recently.

Me: Man, who knew that having a stroke while delivering pizza to a sports medicine clinic would change your life so drastically.