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Wedding Colors

Me: So it's a brown suit with light-brown tie?

Shawn Morrison: Yes.

Me: I'll just tell Stacey to dress like the leaves of a tree. And I'm the trunk.

Shawn Morrison: Aside from her wearing brown herself I doubt she could go wrong with just about any color.

Me: I've got some ideas that go against that theory:

Me: Yellow: We're #1 and #2!

Me: Red: Hey, I ate glass and now I'm shitting!!

Me: Orange: IT'S HALLOWEEN TODAY!!!

Shawn Morrison: I suppose if you consult a 10 year old then yes, there are potential problems.

Me: Actually, I ran those by a 10 year-old just now and he didn't laugh much. Kind of disappointing. It's like I kidnapped him for nothing now.

Shawn Morrison: Who are you supposed to torture in a basement, some adult that can escape???

Me: It's a valid point, although I'm REALLY getting tired of scrubbing blood off the basement floor. It's killing my back. No pun intended.

Shawn Morrison: I've had good luck with vinegar for that. Also pro tip: Have the kid dig his own grave and do all the killing there. Super creepy PLUS easy-breezy cleanup. But, yeah, vinegar otherwise.

Me: Delicate question: What do you do when your yard is full of graves? I mean jammed full. Like seriously JAMMED.

Shawn Morrison: Ah well then you need some plastic barrels and hydrochloric acid to dissolve the children. Thankfully, with their small sizes and flexible bones you can get them into just about any size container.

Me: Again I have to disagree with you. Just tried to get one into this milk carton and it was a complete failure. Now I've ruined my carpet AND the milk.
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Wedding Colors