This is Garrett Murray's Maniacal Rage

Matt Urban: Also cool: The wallet that looks like it's made out of a piece of college-ruled paper.

Matt Urban: Although easily mistakable for actual trash.

Me: God, what if people just kept throwing your wallet away. How awful.

Matt Urban: Yeah, Mike suggested I put a mailing address and stamp on my wallet [that that looks like an airmail envelope] so that if I did lose it, it would get mailed back to me.

Me: Even better, they can see what kinds of credit cards and cash you have and then decide to use your address to come rob you.

Me: THE PERFECT WALLET™

Matt Urban: Yeah, I've been using it to remember all my pins, SSN, etc, too.

Matt Urban: Now if I could only find a wallet that would actually punch me in the face.