Knives vs Cops (via willw)
My favorite Keyboard Cat appearance to date.
iPhone App Idea Brainstorming Session
- Me: "RSS Checker" would be the worst name for an app ever.
- Me: I'm going to make a browser and call it "Website Viewer."
- Me: A clock app called "Time Monitor."
- Will Wilkinson: Pepsi Presents: Time Monitor Deluxe.
- Me: Hell, I'd be fine with making Time Monitor Deluxe if Pepsi threw some money my way.
- Will Wilkinson: Hah.
- Me: How about an app called "Dong-o-clock" which is just photo-realistic pictures of cocks used to make up the segments of LED digits?
- Me: $4.99.
- Will Wilkinson: Haha. I actually considered making a interactive penis app.
- Will Wilkinson: IT WOULD SELL.
- Me: I'm confused/nervous by what "interactive" means in that sentence.
Yo Mama American Apparel Ad
“Comfy and cute looks.” You know, for when need to look like you’re going to the gym. In the 80s. What?
“Woke up early and went for a run. Never thought I’d write those words but I also never thought the cops would find my meth lab.” Joshua Green Allen
Keyboard Cat on the Daily Show (via movingsideways)
You’ve truly made it big-time now, Keyboard Cat.
G.B. Lawrence from his 1842 masterwork, L. Gaga Revealed, 4th edition:
Yet herein lies the essence of her thesis: she cannot reciprocate her partner’s love due to the fact that she is fantasizing that the phallus in play is actually a rubbery doppelganger, operated by the careful hand of her lesbian lover. The vast yet subtle conspiracy is finally exposed.
Bird Exhibit (via matthewb)
Photographed at the Royal Ontario Museum by Sara Berger. I want a print of this photo immediately.
iPhone-style Sidebar by Susumu
These make for excellent Finder sidebar icon replacements, but would work even better on the web in all sorts of designs. Also available in a round version.
I use these as my sidebar icons in Finder (I actually went through a LOT of trouble to create my own variants so that I could have small icons in the sidebar for folders which appear normally on my desktop—don’t ask) and have been ever since I posted them to Prettify. Love, love, love.
