SNL Digital Short: The Tizzle Wizzle Show
It Appears (via fueledbyphotos)
God, do I know how this feels. I thought living in this little motor lodge by the highway for a few months while my wife cooled off would make things better, but apparently it just made her realize how much she hates me. And boy does she. You should see what she did to my golf clubs before she threw them on the lawn the other day.
Also worth noting: Being absent but also hiding in the bushes at night and looking through the windows to see who this new guy is she’s dating didn’t make her hear grow fonder either. And it seemed to piss this “Sven” guy off, and boy he’s got a powerful right hook and this hospital is way too expensive and the food isn’t that good.
I love writing for That’s Not Art.
Alma, written and directed by Rodrigo Blaas
Monkeys attack Chinese master with martial arts
From MSN New Zealand:
A Chinese monkey trainer who trained his animals to do martial arts reportedly got the shock of his life when his proteges suddenly turned on him.
File under: Should have seen it coming. (via Kevin Pang)
Dinner Plans
- Shawn Morrison: I haven't found a good place to go yet.
- Me: Is there a Chuck E. Cheese in the East Village?
- Me: I know there's one in Queens...
- Me: HINT HINT QUEENS HINT.
- Shawn Morrison: Oh, there's one in Harlem!
- Me: Let's each go to one and bring our laptops and video chat from the ball pits.
- Me: I doubt any human beings have ever done that before.
- Shawn Morrison: That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.
- Shawn Morrison: EVENING: PLANNED.
“ This update eliminates the noise made by the optical disk drive during system startup and wake from sleep on MacBook Pro computers. ”Apple MacBook Pro Firmware NoteAs long as I can remember, Apple laptops’ optical drives made that WAH-WUH-WAH sound when the computer started or woke from sleep. No longer. It was very bizarre to wake my MBP up this morning and hear no audio feedback.
SNL Digital Short: Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (via sarahcooley)
Rate iPhone Apps Friday
It’s that time again: Take 10 or 15 minutes out of your day today and rate/review some of the apps you use on your iPhone in the App Store. Most people have tons of apps on their phones, many of which they love, but we’re all guilty of forgetting or not bothering to review them in the store.
Today my ratings included IMDB (4★) and Dragon’s Lair (3★).
