Uncrate senior video editor Garrett Murray spends some time with a very expensive and bright green laser.
I’m pleased to announce that Qwick Reviews have returned, only in the form of Uncrate Hands-on. I’m now the senior video editor for Uncrate and I’ll be doing regular videos with awesome and (sometimes) ridiculous products.
NEVER (via Giant Bomb)
“That bitch is never coming over—forget it. Cut her loose. Don’t even call her, she’s just going to bring you down.”
Google Suggestion (via Twitpic)
One of the best Google suggestions to date.
Reasonable
- Me: How many DVDs did you burn?
- Shawn Morrison: Ha, 5. The burns kept failing on the train due to bumpiness, so I made some nice coasters.
- Me: Yeah, I thought that was a ridiculous idea.
- Me: We'll just have to have a deathmatch at the event to decide who gets the 5.
- Shawn Morrison: Sounds like a reasonable solution.
- Me: Most of my solutions are surprisingly reasonable.
- Shawn Morrison: Explains your award "Most reasonable solutions man of the year" according to Deathmatch Magazine.
- Me: What can I say--they love me over there.
- Shawn Morrison: I do question their bias but it's hard to argue with that magazine.
- Me: It is literally hard to argue with them because they'll make you compete in a death match.
- Shawn Morrison: Yeah that's what I learned last time I disagreed with them (and I also learned that I definitely have what it takes to kill a man with my bare hands).
- Shawn Morrison: Unrelated: Is it ok to call a 12 year-old boy a man?
- Me: When it comes to killing with hands, it's okay to call EVERYTHING a man.
- Shawn Morrison: That makes so much sense.
Still waiting on its dirty martini (via dotsara)
Old camera plus bokeh plus reference to a favorite drink is pretty much a guaranteed favorite.
from MPRC Episode 11
This still makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version
“I walk onto the terrance where I think I’m alone, but Arthur Fonzarelli’s got an army of clones!”
Tea LockInfo Theme by gruppler
Not crazy about the font, but why on earth doesn’t the iPhone do something like this by default? It’s fantastic.
It has always angered me that the iPhone displays NOTHING on the lock screen and yet it has all that space. I want to see some email, recent SMS messages, calendar items, weather… all of it.
Seeing something like this makes me want to jailbreak my phone.
