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Old Rich People: The Last Days Of Dr. Wily
  • Sean Madden: Dude, why are you so heavy in the left channel in your review?
  • Me: Because I was holding the camera in my right hand and not being careful about being centered and because my apartment is sinking into the ground on the left side and I think partly I should be blaming global warming for that but I can't really back it up with evidence and also I only talk out of the left side of my mouth whenever I'm sitting at the coffee table in my living room.
  • Sean Madden: Breathe.

90 Second Kindle Review

After several months of meaning to but not doing it, I’ve finally gotten back to Qwick Reviews. I have three lined up for the next three Wednesdays. First up, The Kindle. If you like books and gadgets and broken gadgets and books without pictures then okay you should watch this.

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Christian Tabernacle Church Their slogan is, “Touching Jesus, Touching You.” That is by far both the worst possible slogan and the BEST POSSIBLE SLOGAN for any church, ever, in the history of the world. (via bixby)

Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight (Live) (via heilemann)

I was JUST thinking about this song the other day and then Michael goes and posts a link to an awesome live version of it.

  • Sean Madden: I saw WALL-E and for some reason didn't come away as impressed as you did.
  • Me: That's because you're a douche.
  • Me: And you don't understand the subtle awesomeness of awesome things.
  • VERY LONG PAUSE, THEN:
  • Me: But you enjoyed it, i assume?
  • Me: (I was sort of hoping for a minute there we would never talk again, ever, and that would just be it. Like that moment at the end of Good Will Hunting when Ben Affleck goes to pick up Matt Damon but he's gone and Ben Affleck is like, "What, where is he? Oh, right, I told him to leave me behind... wait... stare straight forward for a minute and then make a little crooked smile and then get in your jalopy... wait for it... PERFECT!")
  • VERY LONG PAUSE, THEN:
  • Me: Will?
  • Sean Madden: Fuck you. How do you like them apples?