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Maniacal Rage

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4 May
14

#clothes

Anonymous asks: "no really what are you wearing? I want to see your shoe rack again, the onitsuka tigers were a good call."

My clothing consists almost entirely of the following: Diesel jeans, Ugmonk & ISO50 tees as well as some Banana Republic & AA colored tees, and J.Crew and Ben Sherman casual button-down shirts. I usually wear AA hoodies on top if it’s chilly. Shoe-wise, lately I’ve been wearing Puma El Reys and Pro Keds (yes, KEDS!). I still wear Onitsuka Tigers from time to time.

Here’s the thing about clothing: I hate shopping for it, I hate buying it, and most of all I hate having to pick out what to wear before leaving the house. I used to buy stuff all the time that I never wore and eventually donated to charity. These days, I don’t buy something unless I would willingly wear it right out of the store. Of course, due to this new method, I have about 8 shirts in total to my name. But at least I like them.

Hopefully one day down the road I’ll be able to afford to hire someone with good taste to do all my shopping for me. And then they can also dress me. God, that would be great.

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3 May
13

#prettify

30 Apr
6

#real life
#mrtv

Anonymous asks: "Do you and Shawn really have convos like that?"

Yes. Yes we do. Every conversation I’ve ever posted between Shawn and I has been real. I know that’s mind blowing since they’re so weird, but if I could give everyone a glimpse into our daily IM conversations, I would. Oh, actually, I guess we have done that before. It’s called the Maniacal Rage Podcast.

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30 Apr
20

#fancy fart

WHYWHYWHY

  • Me: For some reason, I almost just Twittered this: "What's it called when you try to fart and blood comes out? Oh, right, a blood fart."
  • Me: That randomly just popped into my head.
  • Me: WHYWHYWHY
  • Shawn Morrison: You really should have.
  • Shawn Morrison: But someone would have responded, "Actually, I have hemorrhoids and it's a serious medical issue. Not funny."
  • Me: People are always trying to ruin my jokes.
  • Shawn Morrison: Wait, what is the term for the fart where glitter comes out?
  • Me: Fancy fart.
  • Shawn Morrison: Thanks.
  • Shawn Morrison: Writing a letter to my mother. Good timing.
30 Apr
554

#howto
#ironing
#sound

Ironing Techniques By Professional Craftsmen (via lonelysandwich)

Adam writes:

This short instructional film showcases unmatchably masterful ironing technique that we’d all do well to learn from, but it’s also one of the most absorbing, delicious demo videos I’ve ever seen.

And it’s absolutely true. This video scratches me somewhere I didn’t even realize itched.

29 Apr
7

#prettify

Anonymous asks: "I like the wallpaper you have in your home office picture. Where can I get it?"

Based on how many people asked this question, I can say for certain that not nearly enough people are visiting Prettify. You fools! There are loads of awesome wallpapers over there. Including Aurora, the one I’m using in my home office post.

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