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June 2010

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Paging iPhone 4 Quality Assurance Team

Issues I’m currently experiencing with my new iPhone 4:

  • Proximity sensor failure: The screen turns on and off during calls, which allows my cheek to touch buttons on the screen causing inadvertent muting, hangups, tones, and even accidentally adding a new call and merging them (that was fun). Basically, I cannot make calls without using speaker, otherwise they’re a mess. This issue is widespread (see Apple Support discussion thread, Engadget).
  • Signal decrease from metal band: By holding the phone a few different ways, I can drop my signal to No Service. While this doesn’t seem to affect calls in casual use, I can force it to drop a call by purposely holding the phone in a certain way and waiting 20-30 seconds. This issue is widespread (see Engadget).
  • Added June 30: Calls Dropping via Pocket: If I start a phone call with a headphone headset on, lock the screen, then place the phone in my back pocket (as I have done for years with iPhones), the call drops within 30 seconds half of the time. It almost seems as though there’s a special button in the back of my jeans which causes the iPhone to shut off the antenna. Oddly, signal strength shows 5 bars. But the call fails. Much like the metal band signal decrease, this is much more of a problem if I have fewer bars to begin with. I’m wondering if my headphones, which have a metal base to the headset jack, are causing interference? This isn’t widely reported.

Additional issue my sister is experiencing with her new iPhone 4:

  • Bluetooth headset voice quality: This is a weird one. On all incoming calls, using a BT headset causes her to sound like she’s talking through a pillow. It doesn’t matter how the call is initially answered (speakerphone, handset, or BT headset), the moment she switches to the BT headset the sound quality is terrible. However, all outgoing calls work just fine. This issue isn’t as widespread, but there are users reporting the same symptoms (see Apple Support discussion thread).

I have tried a restore on my phone (both clean and from backup) as well as resetting all settings twice, without success. In all cases, user reports indicate that having the phone replaced does not solve the problem (although, in rare cases, it has). I’m hoping against hope that Apple is preparing a software update that will solve at least some of these problems. I will update this post with further information as things change.

Update, June 30: Walked into an Apple Store today and told them about my issues. They said they would replace the phone. Unfortunately, the wait was over 2 hours. I scheduled a replacement for Friday morning, so I will report back after that happens to see if these issues are resolved.

Update, July 2: Part I of what I learned when getting my iPhone 4 replaced.

Jun 29, 201054 notes
#iphone 4 #nerdery #qa
Jun 28, 201022 notes
#ego #iphone 4 #preview
Due to your extreme popularity and throne atop the blogosphere, as well as a sexiness which emanates from you like those guys that wear too much cologne, how do you fend off all the chicks? Are you required to carry a shovel everywhere?

If even half of this question were true, my life would be very different. As it stands, I think I wear the right amount of cologne (i.e. only a tiny amount) and while I do carry a shovel everywhere, it is rarely used to fend off chicks. I mostly use it for burying things.

Jun 28, 201013 notes
#shovels
Play
Jun 28, 2010100 notes
#filmmaking #history #iphone 4 #bestof
Jun 25, 201032 notes
#apple store #prettify #bestof
Jun 24, 201038 notes
#iphone 4 #nerdery #nyc
Play
Jun 24, 201067 notes
#comedy
Note to Self: No More Apple Launch Events

Please bear with me while I rant for a moment: For the past three years, I have gone to every Apple product launch event for iPhone (and iPad). I bought the first iPhone after standing in line for a few hours in Atlantic City, NJ. I bought the 3G iPhone after standing in line for 8 hours in NYC, and the 3GS after 3 hours. I have supported Apple, I have been part of their launch-day buzz and their marketing machine. I have done so willingly, as I am excited about the products and I love supporting the company. I wanted to purchase each device as early as was humanly possible, and the best way was to go to the Apple Store in the early morning hours of each event. However, in each case, Apple has fucked it up. Seriously, I waited 8 fucking hours for the iPhone 3G.

When the iPhone 4 pre-order system went online (*cough*), I decided that I wanted to have the phone, once again, as early as possible. UPS in my neighborhood delivers at 6PM, and sometimes not at all causing deliveries to take extra days. So I pre-ordered for pickup at the Apple Store.

Then, today, I see that Apple is shipping all iPhone 4 home-delivery orders a day early. That’s right. The lazy folks (edit: or, I guess, people with jobs or whatever), the people who can’t be bothered to go to the store and participate in the event—they’re getting their phones a day early. In fact, people have started receiving them today, two full days early.

And now I get to be a sucker and go stand in line for—based on how shitty ATT’s activation system is—what I can only assume will be at least three or four hours, so that I can have my phone days after everyone else.

This will be my last Apple launch event.

Update: It sucks that Tumblr doesn’t let you respond to your own posts, so I’ll have to reply to a few comments here. poortaste wrote, “Tough life,” and justinrampage wrote, “Poor baby,” which is weird, because I didn’t write anything about my new infant or the fact that I’m feeding it with welfare money. And my life is tough, indeed. How am I supposed to keep using this ridiculous iPhone 3GS when I know there are people out there with the iPhone 4? I might as well kill myself. My life is over. IT’S TOO TOUGH.

Jun 22, 201040 notes
#apple #iphone
1024 Square → 1024sq.com

Josh Holloway collects (and creates) iPad-specific versions of popular and nice wallpapers. Makes for a great companion site to Prettify.

Jun 22, 201018 notes
#ipad #wallpapers #prettify
Jun 21, 2010147 notes
#photoshop #cscr
if you were given the ability to manipulate facial hair, what would you do with your new power?

Grow it. As it stands, my facial hair is patchy and terrible and takes forever to grow. I regularly shave only twice a week and no one is the wiser. I’m part of a very elite club with other gentlemen including Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg.

Jun 21, 20104 notes
#beards #ridiculous
Play
Jun 14, 201018 notes
#comedy #live #lxny #tv #uncrate #bestof
Jun 14, 201056 notes
#wtf #youtube #bestof
Play
Jun 10, 201079 notes
#comedy #mrshow #sketch
No More iTunes by Florian Pichler → einserver.de

safariextensions:

NoMoreiTunes is an extension for Safari 5 which disables the script that tries to start iTunes when you visit a link to the iTunes Store. It’s annoying and redundant as there is iTunes Preview for Music and Apps now.

This is perfect. I have iTunes in a Space in OS X, and clicking on any iTunes Store link in the past would immediately throw me over to that Space, which can be quite annoying, especially if you’re working on something and the link opened in the background. This is the first Safari Extension I installed.

Jun 10, 2010379 notes
#safariext #itunes
Awesome Reader
  • Me: Sent you the code I wrote.
  • Shawn Morrison: Wow and it's short as hell too, nice.
  • Me: Agreed, I am amazing.
  • Shawn Morrison: Now I didn't say that.
  • Me: You didn't?
  • Me: Weird.
  • Me: That's what I read.
  • Shawn Morrison: If I were writing your Yelp review it would be 2 stars. "Mildly pleasing. Bad service."
  • Me: Agreed: 5 stars. "Best on earth of everything totally."
  • Shawn Morrison: You're an awesome reader.
  • Me: Agreed.
Jun 7, 201032 notes
A Review of Sex and the City 2 by Someone Who Doesn't Know Anything About It → huffingtonpost.com

“First off, ladies, I get it. It’s your Star Wars. The opening credits make your tummy tickle the same way the Star Wars theme, to this day, gives me a boner. I understand. A pair of expensive shoes worn by Carrie is just like a metallic bikini worn by Princess Leia. Bonerfreakingopolis.”

Jun 2, 2010277 notes
#comedy #review
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