March 2010
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Anonymous asked: If I were to buy a Maniacal Rage T-shirt would that make the new podcasts come any sooner?
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Anonymous asked: You're hot.
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Pumped About Everything
Me: Sorry, was fucking blogging the shit out of that.
Me: Blogged it so hard.
Me: Fucking so blogged.
Me: (I've decided today is gonna be a day where I'm really pumped about everything!)
Shawn Morrison: Will be interesting to see how you handle finding out you've got crabs.
Me: Native Americans believe that crabs are a sign of power. Raw genital power.
Me: There's an old Native American saying: "Spread your crabs, white man. Spread them to everyone."
Me: And believe you me, I'm spreading them. I'm a fucking spreading machine!
Me: Bet you didn't know you could get crabs by eating a piece of bread. Well you can. If i've rubbed it on my junk. Which I have in most cases. You can pretty much assume all bread is suspect.
Me: Fucking awesome bread crabs, dude!
Shawn Morrison: I was wondering why I had mouth crabs.
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Bed Sores
Shawn Morrison: Also you're quick: I posted that like 3 seconds ago.
Me: Coincidence, I just sat down at my computer for the first time.
Me: After checking email/sites in bed for the last hour.
Me: God, I can't wait for the iPad.
Shawn Morrison: You'd still be in bed.
Me: I would definitely still be in bed. It would be terrific.
Me: I plan to be in bed 75% of the time once the iPad is out.
Me: I will have bed sores, I will not shave, it will be perfect.
Me: PERFECT.
Shawn Morrison: You could have your legs amputated to reduce the amount of food you need to eat as well.
Me: See, this is why we're such good friends.
Me: BECAUSE OF THE IDEAS.
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beaudesigns asked: What makes you awesome?
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Anonymous asked: Do you have any plans on having Ego work on the iPad? I have mine pre-ordered and would love to be able to use Ego on it.
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No, Not Really
In Rework, 37Signals’ new book, they write:
But recently, fixed-gear bicycles have boomed in popularity, despite being as low-tech as you can get. These bikes have just one gear. Some models don’t have brakes. The advantage: They’re simpler, lighter, cheaper, and don’t require as much maintenance.
Feels like a massive stretch to me. Simpler is a terrible adjective—sure, the bike...
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WatchThe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Use Their Weapons
This video finally answers the question I always had about the Turtles and that I would constantly yell out during the live-action films: WHY AREN’T YOU GUYS STABBING PEOPLE INSTEAD OF JUST SLAPPING THEM WITH YOUR WEAPONS?
Texas
Shawn Morrison: Man... BBQ, guns, why don't you just live in Texas?
Me: It's a valid question.
Shawn Morrison: Plus, you'd finally get to wear that suede suit with "Don't mess with Texas" branded to the back.
Me: It would be much more appropriate than every time I've tried to wear it in the past.
Shawn Morrison: Having flashbacks to that bris.
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