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Call of Duty: World at War Bonus Mode: Nazi Zombies
This is completely bizarre but awesome. The...
Oct 31st
Me: Oh, so last night I had a dream where at one point I met up with you and Sara and Evan and Matt.
Me: And Sara was smoking. And I was like, "Um, what?"
Me: She was so nonchalant about it, as if I was a dumbass for even mentioning it. "What? I've smoked for *years*!"
Me: And in my dream, for some unknown reason, I just slapped her across the face.
Shawn Morrison: LOL
Me: Like Cher in Moonstruck.
Me: Just hard, right across the face. And she dropped her cigarette and just sat down rubbing her face.
Me: And then I look over and you're smoking.
Me: So I slapped you in the face.
Me: And then I slapped Matt in the face.
Me: But he wasn't smoking.
Me: I was about to slap Evan too, but my doorbell rang and I woke up.
Shawn Morrison: That is the best dream I've ever heard that wasn't my own.
Me: Anyway, Happy Friday!
Me: And Sara was smoking. And I was like, "Um, what?"
Me: She was so nonchalant about it, as if I was a dumbass for even mentioning it. "What? I've smoked for *years*!"
Me: And in my dream, for some unknown reason, I just slapped her across the face.
Shawn Morrison: LOL
Me: Like Cher in Moonstruck.
Me: Just hard, right across the face. And she dropped her cigarette and just sat down rubbing her face.
Me: And then I look over and you're smoking.
Me: So I slapped you in the face.
Me: And then I slapped Matt in the face.
Me: But he wasn't smoking.
Me: I was about to slap Evan too, but my doorbell rang and I woke up.
Shawn Morrison: That is the best dream I've ever heard that wasn't my own.
Me: Anyway, Happy Friday!
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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The Life & Times of Tim: Shotgun
I love this show. I really, really do.
Oct 31st
I don’t usually like first-person RPGs. I tried to play Oblivion IV when it first came out for...
Oct 31st
When is Daylight Savings?
Oct 30th
Me: Honestly, what I'm most worried about is Palin possibly being President in two years.
Me: That scares the living shit out of me.
Me: I don't want Biden to be President either, mind you.
Me: But Palin... I don't want her anywhere near the Whitehouse or anything else related.
Shawn Morrison: You know, I agree, but I still ordered one of those airbrushed full-face Palin t-shirts with an airbrushed flag on the back.
Me: They are pretty sharp, I'll give you that.
Shawn Morrison: Sharp. That's the word.
Me: That scares the living shit out of me.
Me: I don't want Biden to be President either, mind you.
Me: But Palin... I don't want her anywhere near the Whitehouse or anything else related.
Shawn Morrison: You know, I agree, but I still ordered one of those airbrushed full-face Palin t-shirts with an airbrushed flag on the back.
Me: They are pretty sharp, I'll give you that.
Shawn Morrison: Sharp. That's the word.
Oct 30th
Butterfly bokeh (via twatson)
Happy Bokeh Wednesday, you...
Oct 30th
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The Unofficial Senator John McCain iPhone Application
Is there an award for best pointless iPhone...
Oct 29th
Okay, the government is probably on their way to my apartment right now, because today, while...
Oct 28th
“If I was in charge, every time someone made a stylesheet...”
— Shawn Morrison
— Shawn Morrison
Oct 28th
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Hardly Working: Bug
Oct 28th
Brian Fling: You know, since consumer confidence as at an all-time low.
Me: Has there ever been a time when consumer confidence was at an all-time high?
Me: Has there ever been a time when consumer confidence was at an all-time high?
Oct 28th
Wedding cake detail (via shannonweiland)
My artist friend...
Oct 28th
I keep hearing people talking about wanting to see the new Charlie Kaufman film, Synecdoche, New...
Oct 28th
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David Sedaris on Letterman (via Dooce)
This is an old essay and appearance, but it’s a great...
Oct 26th
_|____ (via Dustin Diaz)
Oct 25th
Question: Why doesn’t Nicholas Cage just shave his head and move on? Why does he keep wearing...
Oct 25th
“Basically every single menu in New Zealand was the same:...”
— Brian Fling, describing the...
— Brian Fling, describing the...
Oct 25th
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The Dark Knight Meets Superman
“Haha, no, seriously, what is it, like heat vision?...
Oct 23rd
Tip: Avoid IE Issues with Rails’ respond_to
For some reason, Internet Explorer (all...
Oct 23rd
One of the smartest things Apple has done with the iPhone platform is release a non-iPhone device...
Oct 23rd
Untitled (via nuzz)
Oct 23rd
Zima Discontinued
Oct 22nd
I finally got a chance last night to sit down with Dead Space for a little while, and it’s...
Oct 22nd
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Baby (via soxiam)
Parenting looks super easy.
Oct 22nd
The View in Vegas
From my room at the Mirage last week.
Oct 21st
No Man
I am reminded on a daily basis that I have a problem saying no. When it comes to clients, I tend to...
Oct 21st
Obama raised $150 million in September and has raised over $600 million to date in his campaign....
Oct 21st
Waianapanapa Sands - Maui (via PatrickSmithPhotography)
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Oct 20th
That's a Spicy Meatball
There are now over 40 videos in the My Day, Yesterday pool, and we’re nearing our 300th...
Oct 20th
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My Day, Yesterday: Going to Vegas
Time for another one. I was headed to Vegas for one day, so I...
Oct 17th
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The Life & Times of Tim: Exit Row
“Is this happening? I’m on vacation!”
Oct 16th
Things I like about the newly announced Vimeo Plus:
Priority uploading/conversion (I’ve...
Oct 16th
‘cuda (via chrisglass)
Oct 16th
Just got a chance to watch the Apple MacBook/Pro event since it happened while I was in Vegas. The...
Oct 16th
Flickr Blog: My Day, Yesterday
Oct 16th
Now, I’m not some fancy, big-city economist, but it strikes me as a bit strange when the...
Oct 14th
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All RA Floor
I was an RA (read: NARC) in college and this made me laugh because it’s true....
Oct 13th
Me: When I think about this Vegas trip, I really should have gone today.
Me: Because now I have to wake up at 6:45AM tomorrow, I'm on a full flight sitting in a middle seat, I get into Vegas, have a few hours, present, go out, sleep, fly back.
Frangry: That sounds like a nightmare.
Me: OH, and it cost me $350 more this way.
Me: I'm a fool.
Frangry: Yeah, but you didn't know how sick you'd be.
Frangry: Imagine having to get on that flight sick as a dog.
Me: Right. I gambled and lost. That doesn't bode well for my TRIP TO VEGAS.
Me: Because now I have to wake up at 6:45AM tomorrow, I'm on a full flight sitting in a middle seat, I get into Vegas, have a few hours, present, go out, sleep, fly back.
Frangry: That sounds like a nightmare.
Me: OH, and it cost me $350 more this way.
Me: I'm a fool.
Frangry: Yeah, but you didn't know how sick you'd be.
Frangry: Imagine having to get on that flight sick as a dog.
Me: Right. I gambled and lost. That doesn't bode well for my TRIP TO VEGAS.
Oct 13th
She May Look Clean - But (via smadden)
“You...
Oct 13th
Hrútafjörður (via thetwilitekid)
I wanted to go to Iceland...
Oct 13th
Me: It's strange to see that my non-unique hits are still roughly 2x my uniques.
Me: I wonder why that is... it has been that way for as long as I can remember.
Shawn Morrison: Yeah, I have no clue.
Shawn Morrison: Perhaps that just means that the average visitor goes to 2 pages per visit. Though you'd think it would be closer to one page per visit.
Me: Right.
Me: Web stats are annoying.
Me: I'm going to build a version of Mint that just says, "You're awesome!" when you log in.
Me: I wonder why that is... it has been that way for as long as I can remember.
Shawn Morrison: Yeah, I have no clue.
Shawn Morrison: Perhaps that just means that the average visitor goes to 2 pages per visit. Though you'd think it would be closer to one page per visit.
Me: Right.
Me: Web stats are annoying.
Me: I'm going to build a version of Mint that just says, "You're awesome!" when you log in.
Oct 13th
A few days ago I created a video called My Day, Yesterday, which was a day in my life, shot in...
Oct 13th
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Letterman Reviews Bush’s Presidency (via capucha)
Oct 12th
Two hours of sleep plus not eating anything all day plus Benadryl makes me feel like I’m...
Oct 12th
ISO50 Art
I’ve begun to hang art in the living room....
Oct 11th
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Take On Me: Literal Video Version (via Kottke)
Band montage! Pipe wrench fight!
Oct 10th
Left Handed Toons: That’s True
Oct 10th
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My Day, Yesterday
Yesterday, in video. Shot throughout the day, put together and uploaded today....
Oct 9th
Voices (via Renneville)
The Apple earbuds have never fit...
Oct 9th
Shawn Morrison: I wouldn't make any assumptions.
Me: Yeah, people are too complicated.
Me: When do you think those dating robots will be widely available?
Me: I mean, is it worth waiting or no?
Shawn Morrison: I've heard rumors of early 2010.
Shawn Morrison: But they're being made by Microsoft.
Shawn Morrison: They're gonna be super hot, totally life-like.
Shawn Morrison: But you've gotta question that release date.
Shawn Morrison: Also the "penis mangling" issue when it crashes.
Me: Why is EVERYTHING A GAMBLE???
Me: Yeah, people are too complicated.
Me: When do you think those dating robots will be widely available?
Me: I mean, is it worth waiting or no?
Shawn Morrison: I've heard rumors of early 2010.
Shawn Morrison: But they're being made by Microsoft.
Shawn Morrison: They're gonna be super hot, totally life-like.
Shawn Morrison: But you've gotta question that release date.
Shawn Morrison: Also the "penis mangling" issue when it crashes.
Me: Why is EVERYTHING A GAMBLE???
Oct 7th
“If I’m groggy in the AM I get a triple venti espresso...”
— The Twitter Michael Bay
— The Twitter Michael Bay
Oct 7th
Yeah, that about sums it up. (via livesophia)
Oct 7th
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SNL: Business Meeting with Rainn Wilson
One of the best digital shorts from last season of SNL.
Oct 7th
Side-by-Side Comparison
Here’s the deal: I used to shave my head. For years I did this. I...
Oct 7th
A Little K’s Signature Touch? (via dragon_ball)
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Oct 6th
For the last hour my living room and bathroom have smelled like a chemical spill. I’m talking...
Oct 6th
Last night I had a dream wherein Jason Sudeikis randomly sat down next to me in a crowded movie...
Oct 5th
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SNL: Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals (via sujay)
Perfect impression and a fantastically ridiculous...
Oct 5th
For the first time in my life, I’m not horribly upset that a product I just bought recently...
Oct 5th
I redesigned again. That’s what I do. I redesign all the time. I’m nuts. Honestly, I...
Oct 3rd
Water’s fairy // El Hada del agua (via pasotraspaso)
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Oct 3rd
Bad Idea
Me: Also, do you know where I can buy a kevlar vest?Me: And kevlar pants?
Jason Santa Maria: You should get one of those suits like the guy who lived with grizzlies had.
Me: Um, didn't he get eaten by grizzlies???
Oct 3rd