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5 Feb
5

#comedy
#humangiant

Human Giant: Rise to the Challenge

“A motivational video series for CEOs who have the ability to levitate.”

4 Feb
9

I Try To Explain Cocoa Events

  • Me: Think of events as things that might happen at any moment.
  • Shawn Morrison: Yeah, I get it now.
  • Me: But flipping a view is a direct action that always happens immediately.
  • Me: So it's not an event in these cases.
  • Me: Now, to answer your question of "is that not an event"?
  • Me: Yes, in the generic sense of the word event.
  • Me: Just like when I got a huge boner from watching a dog food commercial yesterday.
  • Me: That's technically an event.
  • Me: But I wouldn't want to fire off a notification about it.
  • Shawn Morrison: Well, no you wouldn't.
  • Shawn Morrison: For a lot of reasons.
  • Me: Actually, I'm wrong, that WOULD be a case for a notification.
  • Me: didAchieveAwkwardBoner;
3 Feb
11

#comedy
#snl

SNL Digital Short: The Curse

This is perhaps Jon Hamm’s greatest performance yet.

2 Feb
8

Old Conversation Found in AIM for iPhone

  • Shawn Morrison: How goes it? How was your weekend?
  • Me: Not too bad. One sec, lemme switch to a computer.
  • Shawn Morrison: Are you on a banana again?
2 Feb
15

#music
#covers
#acoustic

Danielle Ate the Sandwich: Party in the U.S.A (Miley Cyrus Cover)

1 Feb
6

#comedy
#snl

SNL Digital Short: Booty Call

“It’s like I’m ovulating, but the dude version.”

29 Jan
5

#theonion

29 Jan
15

#music
#trends
#lastfm

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