Human Giant: Rise to the Challenge
“A motivational video series for CEOs who have the ability to levitate.”
I Try To Explain Cocoa Events
- Me: Think of events as things that might happen at any moment.
- Shawn Morrison: Yeah, I get it now.
- Me: But flipping a view is a direct action that always happens immediately.
- Me: So it's not an event in these cases.
- Me: Now, to answer your question of "is that not an event"?
- Me: Yes, in the generic sense of the word event.
- Me: Just like when I got a huge boner from watching a dog food commercial yesterday.
- Me: That's technically an event.
- Me: But I wouldn't want to fire off a notification about it.
- Shawn Morrison: Well, no you wouldn't.
- Shawn Morrison: For a lot of reasons.
- Me: Actually, I'm wrong, that WOULD be a case for a notification.
- Me: didAchieveAwkwardBoner;
SNL Digital Short: The Curse
This is perhaps Jon Hamm’s greatest performance yet.
Old Conversation Found in AIM for iPhone
- Shawn Morrison: How goes it? How was your weekend?
- Me: Not too bad. One sec, lemme switch to a computer.
- Shawn Morrison: Are you on a banana again?
Danielle Ate the Sandwich: Party in the U.S.A (Miley Cyrus Cover)
SNL Digital Short: Booty Call
“It’s like I’m ovulating, but the dude version.”
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
The Onion’s obituary for Salinger:
“There will never be another voice like his.” Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it’s just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything.
Pretty solid, if you ask me.
Listening Trends, 2009
Last.fm is offering really neat trend mapper for VIP subscribers. I’m not actually a paid subscriber, but I paid a one-time one-month ($3) charge to generate my trends.
You can also view a full-size version of the chart.
